gone with the wind.

Dear Best Friend,

• You hated me because I called you anti-social.
• I hated you because I thought you were cocky.
• Then we became the best of friends.
• We told people we were twins separated at birth, and most of them believed us.
• We teased my mom about kissing games.
• We had heart to hearts that lasted into the wee hours of the morn.
• At one point I had an itsy bitsy crush on you. Then I realized it was weird to crush on your twin…
• You dated my cousin…. Then a few years later you dated my roommate.
• We went to sweethearts and entertained ourselves by pinching awkward couples butts.
• We were best friends with each others families.
• You called me cheeks & cha-che, I called you BC and Haydes Lord of The Ladies.
• You put mountains of shredded paper in my bed, so I returned the favor by filling your car with the same paper.
• We gave each other hundreds of back rubs.
• We decided early on that holding hands was out, considering my  hands were baby and yours were giant.
• You would swear, and I would punch you everytime it happened.
• We went to palisades together and spied, eavesdropped, and laughed more than should have been allowed.
• We met Dennis Pita together, and obnoxiously yelled DEFENSE DEFENSE.
• I told you your eye color was creamy mustard poo, you sang honkeytonk badonkeydonk every time i walked in front of you.
• I was honest to you when the girls you dated were brats, and you told me when the boys I liked were losers and dementors.
• We went to premiers together.
• You called my dad hero and I called your parents by their first names.
• We played cards so much we should be considered losers.
• We made up inside jokes like it was no ones business.
• You aggravated me more than you can know… and I’m sure I did the same to you. But we always remained the best of friends.

I’m going to miss you in these next two years, but I know you will be an amazing missionary. I’m looking forward to our inside joke filled letters. See ya in two BC :)